Goin' Out

April 22, 2011
Bolanos and I meet Ela, her two cousins, and her aunt, who’s in her fifties. We go to McSoreleys, but leave because they have a table and we don’t. Aaron complains about me being a dick and walking ahead of everyone. I tell him to get some better conversation so I might join. I’m a nice guy.
Scott comes with his friend that we’ve never met. We ask if he goes to Columbia too. He replies Yes with a shrug and a tone of “Yeah, I guess it’s some random school I go to.” I make fun of that attitude and joke that he’s responding as if he goes to Devry Technical. They go to get a drink and Aaron comments that I literally just attacked someone that I just met for the first time. I realize that I just really came really bad. I have such good etiquette.
I split up and meet Ela and her fam. These classy guys they meet bring us to Continental and get some Rumple Minze, which is a hilarious shot. It tastes like Listerine and these college motherfuckers just love it. I split up with them because I’m following these college kids to some shit bars. We hop around and finally go to Coyote Ugly where these is a midget behind the bar. We also find out that this guy got a performance where the bartender pours liquor into her mouth and spits it into the guy and whips him with a belt, all for the price of $20.

April 23, 2011
Bolanos and I go into the city with tentative plans. Things fall through and we end up in the Lower East Side, which is a boom and a bust. Iggy’s a meh bar. Whiskey Ward is a sweet dive, but super crowded. St. Jerome is a coolish place, but it was quite dead. We have to check out that area more though because it’s so much smaller than the EV, so there’s so much less wasted time walking and walking around. There seem to be really cool bars there. And most importantly, the place is so much more attractive. Left and right, every girl was tall, gorgeous, and model quality. We give up, Baoguette it, International, 1:19 train home.