October 19, 2010
Story time:
So I’m at work and I just had lunch. My usual, beans and vegetables mixed with half can of soup. For some reason, an hour later, I feel my stomach like killing me. Fuck. I go upstairs and my boss and one of the workers is in the living room. Unfortunately, the bathroom is literally 5 feet from the living room, no door, and thin ass door. Bad news bears.
First of all, tangent. That’s already awkward for just peeing. I don’t know about you guys, but even as a dude, the sound of urine is just creepy. Always hated it. But anyway, that is what it is, so whatever. I’ll pee in that bathroom, what else am I supposed to do.
Okay, so… I can’t use the bathroom there… If I thought peeing was even a bit awkward, don’t get me started when you basically can hear everything like you’re in the bathroom standing right next to me. I go back downstairs and I stand around and figure if I can do something about it. Um…. No I can’t. “She’s coming, laddy!”
I quickly grab my stuff and run to my car. I’ll go to the Subway nearby. My hands are shaking. I can barely walk. I turn on the car, I can barely sit. I can barely drive. What if I get into an accident or run a Stop sign during this shindig, screw me.
I’m almost get to the Subway when I realize that it’s not that bad anymore. I guess my body has a defense mechanism. I decide I might as well drive home. I run upstairs to my bathroom. And oh yes, skid marks, so it was a close one. Boxers, right into the garbage.
Anyway, 15 minutes later. I’m better and return to work, but boy did that take a lot out of my body. Not even literally, like my entire body was just shaken by the entire experience and brutally beaten.
So there you go, my blog isn’t worth reading. Take that bitches. Now that’s a story.
October 20, 2010
I’ve been trying to get it grindin,’ but I think I’ve been sick or something because all I want to do is nap. After work, supermarket for some BBQ sauce because I’m making chicken nuggets. Home, snack, nap. It’s only supposed to be for 30 minutes but lasts over an hour. I run out of bed, go pick up some ice coffee for later. It’s from Dunkin Donuts, Pumpkin flavor, a bit weak, sweet, meh. D&Ds coffee just always has sucked. I would go with Starbucks any day for something more extravagant. Then I would stick to McDonalds if you just want straight coffee.
After D&D, time to workout. Done. Down to kitchen, make some of my famous baked chicken nuggets. I tried it yesterday and it was fucking amazing. I’m so proud. They’re just so freaking good. It’s also the protein that I need. Perfecto. Done deal.
October 21, 2010
I bought some Diet Cranberry Ginger Ale yesterday. I’ve had the regular stuff and it’s like Shirley Temple in a bottle, seasonal for winter, good shit. It would taste amazing with some of that duty free Tanqueray that I bought, but naw, I gotta be productive tomorrow.
I wake up, boom, omelette. Later, I go to the Music Zoo, after trying once because it doesn’t open until 12:00. I go there because I need a little screw thing for my eletric guitar. I haven’t taken it out for a while and realized yesterday that I can’t play it without that little piece for the amp. The guy does it for me and doesn’t charge me. That’s nice. Then again, that little screw thingy probably costs… 2 cents?
Then onto McDonald’s. Oh wow, they have the McRib and I try that. Boy, that’s fucking disgusting. I open it and I ask, “Seriously?” It’s horribly messy and sauce is everywhere. Then, it’s topped with onion and… Pickles! Artie always made fun of the McRib. Who thinks ribs and pickles?! The meat tastes horribly processed, even worse than their burgers, nuggets, or fish o filet.
Then I receive the stuff I just bought on eBay. My coolie hat for my costume, thought I still have to figure the rest of the shitty clothes for looking like a rice picker. Then I also bought some SkullCandy earbuds. Cheap ass hell, they noise cancel. Nice.
Thursday 21 October 2010
Monday 18 October 2010
October 1, 2010
After a long day of my usual Friday business, I get a text at 12:00 while I’m driving home and I find out that people are hanging at Spamps’. Everyone’s there. People end up leaving slowly and Spamps pulls out his stash. Smokin’ time. Miah, CNF, Spamps, and I partake in some bong action and proceed to get nicely baked. We then continue to eat and eat and eat. Kix with milk. Pretzels with nutella. Carrots and chips with artichoke dip.
October 2, 2010
Big plans today. It’s almost 6:00 and I gotta make moves. I go outside and find out that they put up a new sign where I can’t park my car on the the street at the side of my house. From 8AM to 5PM, on a Saturday. Wtf is this business. Well, I guess I’m going to court in a month or so.
Off to make the runs. I get cigs at Rite Aid. Next, a bottle of Jim Bean. However, turns out that plans change and we’re pregaming at Bolanos’ instead. CNF, Miah, Spamps, and I are there. We take the 8:50 train. Now that they’re no longer on the half hour, things have changed. There are loads more people on the train that we have to stand. It’s almost like taking the 3:19. People are drinking with open containers. Beers, bottles of liquor, chasers, etc. It’s just silly. Bolanos asks the conductor if drinking on the train is allowed and he reluctantly says it is.
Then onto the subway, we go to Loreley. Ela and her friend are in the back and I say Hi. Luckily, I’m able to get a table for more than enough of us. People slowly trickle in and we get Jonah, Kerri, Michael, Elena, Atron, Scott, and Stefan with his crazy antics. He’s in the way of a waitress and she politely asks him to move. He reveals his “Run and Tell That” shirt. She points at the waitress behind her that’s carrying multiple beers and he slowly acquiesces.
I had a light dinner so Miah and I have some cheese spaetzle with bacon. It’s like S’Mac, German mac n’ cheese. After our rounds, we move onto Stanton Public. Shots and etc. There’s also a nice outdoors over there. We then decide to make moves, but can’t get a cab. We get to Atron’s, but after such a long walk, it’s almost time for the train and we just chill there for a bit because having to catch a cab and get running. It’s a hard time to catch a game and I go over to the intersecting street. Fucking the East Village. The street has a double sidewalk thing and I trip over it when running. These garbage men driving past all laugh their asses off. Like not laughing, they’re really laughing. Cackling so loud they probably can be heard for miles and miles.
We finally get onto the train and I get to open Ela’s gift. An Iron Man coloring book, a Batman button, an “Awesome” wall thing, Kinder chocolate, McDonald’s curry sauce, leather wrist band, German translation book.
October 9, 2010
It’s the LSAT day. I don’t get much sleep the night before. It’s supposed to start at 8:30, but it takes over an hour to get the test started. The test goes as the test goes. I end up leaving after 2:00. I hang out for a bit and then it’s nap time and then time to go out.
I go to Bolanos’ and we pregame a bit. We meet up with CNF and go to Cheap Shots. Stefan comes along. I end up meeting Ela and Theresa and we head to Currywurst. I have a Leberkase, which is seasonal. It’s sort of like a flat piece of hot dog. It’s “Spam”-ish, but quite tasty. After that, Ela and Theresa have to call it an early night at 1:00. CNF, Stefan, Bolanos, and I stay for the 3:19. We go to Sophie’s for a bit. Then a cab off to Penn Station.
On the train, we get into a random convo with a couple girls next to us. They went to North and one of them goes to Harvard. Who the hell goes to Harvard?!
Anyway, I needed to take a wiz and CNF is parked in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. I head over to the apartments to try to take a piss. I walk over a corner and the ground falls through under me. It’s covered by metal grating and it just falls through. I see glass and I hope that I haven’t cut myself up. My knee hurts like shit and I don’t find out I ripped up my knee until I get home. I don’t rip by jeans, but my knee is still scraped up.
Bolanos and I decide to go to 4AM Bagel. Instead of the usual lox spread, Bola and I split a whitefish on an everything bagel. Good shit.
October 10, 2010
Gotta get back on the grind. I go to McDonald’s and I keep getting the same Monopoly pieces. This is probably a bad idea. I’m eating shitty food for no reason.
Then onto cleaning my room. Organizing stuff, cleaning off stuff, etc.
October 16, 2010
Ela’s going to be in the city tonight and Aaron told us that we can hang out and go over to his place. I have some dinner at 7:00 and then I try to catch the 850. I meet Bolanos and CNF. We then cab down to the East Village. I go to Atme Liquor and grab some Jim Beam and some Diet Pepsi. We go up to Aaron’s place before 10. Theresa and Ela meet us there. Ela finally gives me the card that was left over at Atron’s. It’s a huge huge one that’s plays music when you open it. Some of Aaron’s friends from school come over and we chill out there playing some music and having some drinks. I have to text Bolanos at some point that he should stop mentioning German things. He sometimes get stuck on things. Done deal, we finally move out at 11:30 to McSorley’s.
The place is really crowded, but we do end up getting a table. Aaron has been drinking and orders us rounds and rounds. People don’t really feel like drinking so we end up leaving loads of beer on the table and a bill of $105. That’s quite a bill considering two beers (light and dark) cost $5. After that, we head over to Bull McCabe’s on St. Marks and meet up with Avi. Avi’s never had a Baoguette and it’s closing up soon at 2:00 so him and I split a regular Bao. Over to Bull M’s for a little bit. Then we head over to Company, the bar under Atron’s apartment. Aaron knows the bartender there and we get some free shots. Aaron also buys a round of beer for us.
I haven’t seen Aaron this drunk since Montreal. He’s very friendly with bro hugs and lady hugs. And also with the buying of rounds. Loads of rounds. More drinking, the better?
Then we move onto Doc Holidays. CNF leaves for the 3:19. Bolanos and I are like whatever and decide to take the 5:19 later. After Doc Holiday’s, Candace meets up with us because she was at Stout. I haven’t seen her in so long so it’s really awesome seeing her. A bunch of her friends are with her and go to Atron’s. Chris Q and others. At one point, it’s pretty late so I text Aaron like a good bro and tell him that “Yo, this is lots of people.” He tells them that he has to sleep so they leave. Bolanos and I have to start leaving soon. Long story short, Ela gets stuck in the city for a few hours instead of staying over at Atron’s like expected and has to get home way late (or early) in the morning.
Bolanos and I take the 5:19. And I get home past 6:00. I don’t sleep until past 7:00ish because Ela’s been on the phone and stuck in the city.
After a long day of my usual Friday business, I get a text at 12:00 while I’m driving home and I find out that people are hanging at Spamps’. Everyone’s there. People end up leaving slowly and Spamps pulls out his stash. Smokin’ time. Miah, CNF, Spamps, and I partake in some bong action and proceed to get nicely baked. We then continue to eat and eat and eat. Kix with milk. Pretzels with nutella. Carrots and chips with artichoke dip.
October 2, 2010
Big plans today. It’s almost 6:00 and I gotta make moves. I go outside and find out that they put up a new sign where I can’t park my car on the the street at the side of my house. From 8AM to 5PM, on a Saturday. Wtf is this business. Well, I guess I’m going to court in a month or so.
Off to make the runs. I get cigs at Rite Aid. Next, a bottle of Jim Bean. However, turns out that plans change and we’re pregaming at Bolanos’ instead. CNF, Miah, Spamps, and I are there. We take the 8:50 train. Now that they’re no longer on the half hour, things have changed. There are loads more people on the train that we have to stand. It’s almost like taking the 3:19. People are drinking with open containers. Beers, bottles of liquor, chasers, etc. It’s just silly. Bolanos asks the conductor if drinking on the train is allowed and he reluctantly says it is.
Then onto the subway, we go to Loreley. Ela and her friend are in the back and I say Hi. Luckily, I’m able to get a table for more than enough of us. People slowly trickle in and we get Jonah, Kerri, Michael, Elena, Atron, Scott, and Stefan with his crazy antics. He’s in the way of a waitress and she politely asks him to move. He reveals his “Run and Tell That” shirt. She points at the waitress behind her that’s carrying multiple beers and he slowly acquiesces.
I had a light dinner so Miah and I have some cheese spaetzle with bacon. It’s like S’Mac, German mac n’ cheese. After our rounds, we move onto Stanton Public. Shots and etc. There’s also a nice outdoors over there. We then decide to make moves, but can’t get a cab. We get to Atron’s, but after such a long walk, it’s almost time for the train and we just chill there for a bit because having to catch a cab and get running. It’s a hard time to catch a game and I go over to the intersecting street. Fucking the East Village. The street has a double sidewalk thing and I trip over it when running. These garbage men driving past all laugh their asses off. Like not laughing, they’re really laughing. Cackling so loud they probably can be heard for miles and miles.
We finally get onto the train and I get to open Ela’s gift. An Iron Man coloring book, a Batman button, an “Awesome” wall thing, Kinder chocolate, McDonald’s curry sauce, leather wrist band, German translation book.
October 9, 2010
It’s the LSAT day. I don’t get much sleep the night before. It’s supposed to start at 8:30, but it takes over an hour to get the test started. The test goes as the test goes. I end up leaving after 2:00. I hang out for a bit and then it’s nap time and then time to go out.
I go to Bolanos’ and we pregame a bit. We meet up with CNF and go to Cheap Shots. Stefan comes along. I end up meeting Ela and Theresa and we head to Currywurst. I have a Leberkase, which is seasonal. It’s sort of like a flat piece of hot dog. It’s “Spam”-ish, but quite tasty. After that, Ela and Theresa have to call it an early night at 1:00. CNF, Stefan, Bolanos, and I stay for the 3:19. We go to Sophie’s for a bit. Then a cab off to Penn Station.
On the train, we get into a random convo with a couple girls next to us. They went to North and one of them goes to Harvard. Who the hell goes to Harvard?!
Anyway, I needed to take a wiz and CNF is parked in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. I head over to the apartments to try to take a piss. I walk over a corner and the ground falls through under me. It’s covered by metal grating and it just falls through. I see glass and I hope that I haven’t cut myself up. My knee hurts like shit and I don’t find out I ripped up my knee until I get home. I don’t rip by jeans, but my knee is still scraped up.
Bolanos and I decide to go to 4AM Bagel. Instead of the usual lox spread, Bola and I split a whitefish on an everything bagel. Good shit.
October 10, 2010
Gotta get back on the grind. I go to McDonald’s and I keep getting the same Monopoly pieces. This is probably a bad idea. I’m eating shitty food for no reason.
Then onto cleaning my room. Organizing stuff, cleaning off stuff, etc.
October 16, 2010
Ela’s going to be in the city tonight and Aaron told us that we can hang out and go over to his place. I have some dinner at 7:00 and then I try to catch the 850. I meet Bolanos and CNF. We then cab down to the East Village. I go to Atme Liquor and grab some Jim Beam and some Diet Pepsi. We go up to Aaron’s place before 10. Theresa and Ela meet us there. Ela finally gives me the card that was left over at Atron’s. It’s a huge huge one that’s plays music when you open it. Some of Aaron’s friends from school come over and we chill out there playing some music and having some drinks. I have to text Bolanos at some point that he should stop mentioning German things. He sometimes get stuck on things. Done deal, we finally move out at 11:30 to McSorley’s.
The place is really crowded, but we do end up getting a table. Aaron has been drinking and orders us rounds and rounds. People don’t really feel like drinking so we end up leaving loads of beer on the table and a bill of $105. That’s quite a bill considering two beers (light and dark) cost $5. After that, we head over to Bull McCabe’s on St. Marks and meet up with Avi. Avi’s never had a Baoguette and it’s closing up soon at 2:00 so him and I split a regular Bao. Over to Bull M’s for a little bit. Then we head over to Company, the bar under Atron’s apartment. Aaron knows the bartender there and we get some free shots. Aaron also buys a round of beer for us.
I haven’t seen Aaron this drunk since Montreal. He’s very friendly with bro hugs and lady hugs. And also with the buying of rounds. Loads of rounds. More drinking, the better?
Then we move onto Doc Holidays. CNF leaves for the 3:19. Bolanos and I are like whatever and decide to take the 5:19 later. After Doc Holiday’s, Candace meets up with us because she was at Stout. I haven’t seen her in so long so it’s really awesome seeing her. A bunch of her friends are with her and go to Atron’s. Chris Q and others. At one point, it’s pretty late so I text Aaron like a good bro and tell him that “Yo, this is lots of people.” He tells them that he has to sleep so they leave. Bolanos and I have to start leaving soon. Long story short, Ela gets stuck in the city for a few hours instead of staying over at Atron’s like expected and has to get home way late (or early) in the morning.
Bolanos and I take the 5:19. And I get home past 6:00. I don’t sleep until past 7:00ish because Ela’s been on the phone and stuck in the city.
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