The Slowest Long Game of All Time

January 7, 2011
It's weird a bit with Theresa because she's still asking about Aaron, which I don't have much to say about. When I get on the train, I get a text from Ela that Theresa is still complaining about him and stuff. Jeez.
Either way, this girl texts me for the first time that I met on PRA. She's a German blondie from Indiana. We messenger chatted for a couple times. We end up trying to skype call and talk, but chat on the phone instead. She calls me and we end up chatting from 2am until past 6am. Ive always been on the impression that there is a 15 minute rule, if you have good, flowing conversation with someone, then that means they're at least somewhat viable. You can easily tell if you really want to go on a second date with someone. So that was one of the longest conversations I've had on the phone straight with someone. Pretty crazy. We text over the weekend and week a bit more. She's really cool.
Atron asks about my night. I tell him about the Meeskite and all. He's no girl and doesn't cry about how I didn't go to his birthday. I'm more disappointed how I missed out of the awesome stuff. He tells me that I must be working the "Slowest Long Game of All Time." I explain that people can be mature enough without intentions of boning every girl they see. They're many too fine ones out there. Seriously, every night that I'm out in the city, I could fall in love with any one of dozens. There's no reason why good friends can't be good friends.
Then again, I guess I couldn't be hanging out with them if they were fat and ugly girls, so I'm not sure how to explain it. I think it's just people being superficial and not wanting to be attached to ugly people. And they're just way cool, so maybe it's just a coincidence that they're good looking.)
Tom, Spamps, Miah, and I go to Kenka for dinner first. They're heading to Aaron's birthday. However, Ela and Theresa are also around tonight and they haven't been able to hang in the city for a while, so I decide to be a host.
The guys leave for the party and we stay at Kenka and have soju and beer until 12 and go to a pub. They're supposed to catch at 1:00 train back to NJ, but they decide to ditch it at and catch the 6AM one. I was supposed to split at 1 and go to Aaron's, but I guess now I'm stuck.
This guy chats up Theresa and sticks real hard. I decide we should head to the next place and he asks, "Hey, can I come along?" I don't speak to him at all, but the girls have to be too nice and let him come along. We go to next bar and this meeskite tags along. He even leaves his credit card at the last bar, but still sticks with us. Who leaves their credit card somewhere, says, "Whatever."
Finally Theresa pulls me aside and says that we should get rid of him. I make up a story, we tell it to him, he gets a clue, and wants to split. We get our bill at the bar and he pays for it. Nice gesture for the Meeskite. However, Ela then feels bad that we're leaving him, so I have to end up paying for the drinks. And this is after I bought the few rounds at the last places because they didn't have cash on them because they spent too much at dinner.
Also, I make a bet with Ela for a drink that the Meeskite will call or text him because he got her number. I'm so collecting on it.
We end up ditching him before 4 and it is absurdly cold and took forever to get rid of him. By the way, girls need to stop being "nice." They're all brought up to be kind and the worst thing to be is a "bitch." This creates a spiral of deceit and lies. Being kind is fine, but there's a point where it goes too far. Like here, where it screwed with the night because they couldn't be honest and not let the meeskite tag along.
We can't get into Sophies nor The Library or whatnot dive bars that should be open until 5AM. I guess it's blisteringly cold and they don't want to open until that late. So then, we just give up, go to Penn and I make my train. I get back by 6ish. Ela doesn't get to Theresa's until 7ish.
Aaron calls me the next day and tells me about the business that occurred yesterday. CNF tells me that apparently Elena was throwing up in a cab and asleep and throwing up when he got back to Brooklyn. Atron says that he got super drunk. He needs to call Murray to fill him in on the night.
He later calls me back and tells me about what he forget. A friend of his asked the bartender at Hop Devil for the booziest beer and they give it to him. He's able to chug it and the bartender decides to give Atron another one. That's 4-5 drinks after a heavy night of drinking. He then goes back to his place with the others. He throws up in the bathroom and they're scared for him because they can't wake him up. He then vomits in his room and shit. Jeez, I really fucking missed out of a lot.