June 25, 2008

June 25, 2008
It’s been a super slow few weeks. We barely go out anymore to hang. People with jobs, class, whatever stuff and also having nothing to do. Tork’s house was real fun.
Finally got a good drinking night going. I walk over by 10:00. We do some pong, work on a bunch of beers, and take loads of shots. The cigarette breaks are great being drunks. With sharing cigarettes, I end up running through almost the entire pack.
By the time we get kicked out at 2:00, people go to drive out in the middle of nowhere to smoke up. I have no idea why they drive all the way out there. On the ride, I’m super tired and rest on the ride. By the time I get back, I’m super tired and feel almost sick.
I don’t end up getting sick, but the tiredness with drunk is a messy combination and I’m fumbling and falling asleep all over. It takes me forever to get the effort to fall into bed.
I’ve also been on Stickam for quite a lot. It ends up being mostly boring, but I pull off dance parties to stand out and have some fun. Otherwise, people on cam just sit there and small talk about nothing.
I also had a highlight of 5-6 cool people coming onto my cam and hanging out. They were active and fun to chill with.

June 14, 2008

June 14, 2008

This week was all about Stickam. I decided to go on Stickam after finding it out through the Howard Stern show and Eric the Midget. I go on make an account and end spending a hell lot time checking out some of the most viewed cams and try to find those that are interesting.

After a while, I realize that people are simply boring. Most of them are just attractive chicks that dudes gawk at. The chicks just sit there on a chair or in bed, and do their usual boring stuff. Talking to people they already know on Stickam. Speaking on the phone. Browsing the internet. All the borings.

I decide that something must be done. After the BBQ compliment incident, I decide that I must move onto YouTube and get shit going. Stickam isn’t good since even if I go live, it’s useless since no one goes on to watch me.

Maybe YouTube will be the springboard for that. I post a few videos including one that asks people to post questions on how I can prove that I’m white and not actually Asian.

June 6, 2008

June 6, 2008

Reply to Miah post:

“but i really REALLY hate the secrecy bullshit”

I don’t know what to say. It’s been around forever and I doubt it’s going to change. I guess ignored writing about it because it’s expected. It’s no shock to me.

“Why should i have to call 5 people and then finally figure out that all of them were at scotts but just couldn't answer the phone?”

I’ve dealt with this a whole lot. I guess it’s awkward for them to deal with telling people that the place is “full.” What can I say, it’s again expected.

“Again, Suicide Runs... this is how people *Actually* condition themselves for basketball.”

From non-sports experts, it was a stupid conversation. I don’t care much.

“Somehow you were able to brush all these things aside and just focused your message about the triathlon.”

Clearly you didn’t read my view on the “hypothetical sports predictions” because you wasted time writing about it in the reply. It’s a really dumb debate. I wouldn’t spend my time arguing over paper or plastic at the supermarket for hours and hours. So taking this sports debate seriously is asinine.

“I have never, never, never seen you on a bike.
Never.”

The best part is that I don’t think I’ve seen Hasan on a bike either… So neither have you… If I did, he would be one hell of an image that I should’ve saved in my brain.

“It gets VERY FRUSTRATING to debate with you for hours.”

Again, forgetting the part where I saw you two were VERY angry over such a dumb thing. I basically said, “Wait… You kids are crazy. You’re seriously infuriated by something this dumb? It’s a joke for me.” Yet you guys brought it back up after that. I think the blame is you for actually getting frustrated over something so ridiculous. It would be the same if I was in some crazy world where I said I could “out bike” Lance Armstrong.

“you KEPT FUCKING ANTAGONIZING”

You mean the part where I was the only one to try and move the conversation away from the argument that was angering two mentally insane people?

And the part where I tried to fix things and explain to Hasan that there’s nothing to have conflict over.

I’d say it’s worse to side with a crazed Hasan and enforce legitimizing the seriousness of such a dumb issue.

“you kept fucking taking and giggling like a little girl, no one wanted to hear it, we wanted to go home, eat our meals and calm down”

See, this is a clear problem. I was trying to move the conversation to something lighthearted and basically ignore the argument. And I’m actually being kind because I was basically picked on by two people over hypothetical sports and two people were focusing all their effort and frustration at me. But you can’t see it like that right…

The fact that people “didn’t want to hear it” and needed to “calm down” is my entire point. It shouldn’t have been necessary. It was all bullshit.

Come to think of it, I’ll try to get angry and fight over boxers vs. tighty whities. I’ll fight it till death. And yes, I’ll need time to “calm down” from how much I need to defend the dignity of tighty whities is over boxers. The fight is ON! THIS MEANS WARRR!

“Darwin you make tons of gay jokes all the time, we aren't in 7th grade, find a way to be humorous without degrading an entire group”

It wasn’t actually meant to be directly funny. I was being stupid. Hardy har har, you’re going to be offended by poor jokes…

Also, it’s not really degradation towards gays, though that doesn’t matter. All the jokes are in jest and not serious. It’s actually a joke towards your sexuality or mine. It’s not a joke against gays, but one about your “straightness.”

“Whatever, you know i get offended by racial and sexual jokes, but you push them on me anyway.”

It’s all in fun and games.

“So you are saying you had a great night, but don't want to talk about it...”

When was the last time I explained long things over AIM? This is what the blog is for. Surprised?

“why do i want to talk to you when you are incoherent”

You’re really going to care about or even bring up stupid statements like, “jajajaja” and “bong bong?”

I mean, does this have anything to do with not going to Hasan’s? I mean, I thought of you when speaking to Spamps and went “What’s he doing tonight” and IMed you.

I think even spoke to you on the phone.

So again, you’re welcome for me going out of my way for you.

June 6, 2008

Alon, Spamps, Tomer, Alon and I get to DnD by 10:00ish. I speak to Hasan and he doesn’t want too many people over. However, it turns out to be loads of people with CNF bringing Josh. Evan bringing Doug. Bolanos and Scott come too.

We pick up beer at On the Run. Twelver of Heiney and two six packs of Blue Moon for CNF and Hasan. We play Smash 64. We then move onto TV and I leave on Knocked Up, though I’m one of the few that actually doesn’t like the film.

I work on Lemicello, vodka, and beer. Basically everyone leaves other than Caroline, Spamps, and I. Hasan makes a frozen spinach and American cheese omelet. He then drops us off. I fall asleep straight after.

I wake up from my alarm and I’m ruined. I won’t give you the details, but I tried sleeping for four hours and was constantly sick. I didn’t drink enough to be that bad. It must’ve been the spinach or eggs or something. Man…